What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What are some of the best relationship advice for men?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Make Nazis afraid again!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!